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Here are the real facts!
It has come to the Wizard's attention that many people have spare cash.
They literally have more money than they could ever spend.
Unfortunately,the Wizard is not in this position. The Wizard does not have spare cash. Here's how to solve this problem. Rather than stuffing money under your mattress, instead of spending your spare cash donating to the Clinton, Obama, and McCain campaigns, paying the entry fee for the World Series of Poker in Harrah's, blowing your money on Nintendo games and making your wife FEEL IGNORED,doing various things on Craig's list, buying a
Mars rover program, old Britney Spears cds, Powerball tickets, Ruthie the Duck Lady videos, or old Wizard of Oz movies: Send The Wizard some of your money!
The pluses and positives for you:
1. You will no longer feel guilty about having too much money.
2. You will feel better.
3. You will be happier knowing that you have helped the Wizard out.
4. You, and many others, will be able to continue to view the Wizard's web site.
5. Your Karma will improve.
6. You will gain merit.
7. You will have a warm and fuzzy feeling.
8. You will sleep better.
 
The pluses and positives for The Wizard:
1. The Wizard will live better.
2. The Wizard will be able to afford better health care.
3. The Wizard will be able to afford to hire a lawyer.
4. The Wizard will be able to pay his web site bills and expenses.
5. The Wizard will eat better.
6. The Wizard will be happier.
7. The Wizard will be able to party more.
8. The Wizard will sleep better.
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